My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.

Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?

Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.

*few minutes later*

Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?

Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.

*few minutes later*

Mom: Hey, get out the list.

Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG

Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID

Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD

Mom: *pretends to sob*