April 2010
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Dough Boy Dies
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded."
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
Funeral: 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Apr 23rd
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“The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.”
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“There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.”
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Earth Day with @KampieOshun
Tonight Kampie and I went to see a double feature up at Winter Park Village, because she knows someone there so we got comp’d into the movies. First movie was Death at a Funeral, which was ok, a lot of awkward humor and some literal toilet humor. I don’t recommend spending money to see it. Second was DisneyNature’s Oceans, which was AMAZING. It was riveting in it’s...
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Thanks for standin still, wanker.  →
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Listen#mm Faith Hill – Breathe (Hex Hector Club...
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“Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very...”
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March 2010
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In the Kampie Karavan: Stank Kampie Zac (me) In our room: Pandy Dirtbag Damon Kampie Stank Zac (me, again) Severus Day 1: Thursday We wanted to leave bright and early to make it…
Mar 30th
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FWA 2010
In the Kampie Karavan: Stank Kampie Zac (me) In our room: Pandy Dirtbag Damon Kampie Stank Zac (me, again) Severus Day 1: Thursday We wanted to leave bright and early to make it there by 5p. As it is typically with a con, that kinda didn’t happen. Kampie woke up 90mins late, and from there we kept lagging behind. The road trip wasn’t too bad, Stank slept most of the way. I...
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