November 2009
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Writer's Block: Book worms unite!
LJ Writer’s Block: What are the three best books you have ever read and what are the three worst? What made them so good or bad?
THREE BEST:
Wheel of Time I remember getting this book on Christmas Day, unwrapping it, and appreciating that my stepfather bought it for me as one of the first presented he ever got me. I distinctly recall being perplexed but the book jacket, the description...
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JOKE: Can't Forget That
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
Croc: What did you do that for?
Ele: That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.
Croc: And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory!
Ele: Yep, turtle recall.
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“Something I’ve noticed is furries are like lesbians, no real date they...”
– SirZac
Team Fortress News Roundup →
TF2map.net’s Payload Race & A/D CTF Contest What happens when you give some TF2 mappers six months to make a map? What happens if that map is payload race or a resurrected Team Fortress Classic…
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JOKE: Zoo Loose
So, a zebra breaks out of the zoo and she finds her way to a farm. She goes up to a big fat weird brown thing.
Zebra: Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?
Big Fat Weird Brown Thing: I’m a cow.
Zebra: And what do you do?
Big Fat Weird Brown Thing: I give the farmer milk.
Then she goes up to a funny looking little white thing.
Zebra: Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?
Little White Thing: I’m a chicken.
Zebra: And what do you do?
Little White Thing: I lay eggs for the farmer.
Then the zebra goes up to a very handsome beast that looks almost exactly like her but without the stripes.
Zebra: Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?
Very Handsome Beast: I’m a stallion
Zebra: Wow! And what do you do?
Very Handsome Beast: Take off those pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you
REBLOGGED from LanceLash on Twitter
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JOKE: Sheep Traffic Jam
There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.
One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police...
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JOKE: Defying Gravity
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
Betty: I'll bet you $10 he'll jump.
Amber: Bet you $10 he won't.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
Betty: I can't take your money. I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news.
Amber: No, no. Take it. I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!
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“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair...”
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“Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, ‘Now.’”
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“All Chuck Norris wants for Christmas is your 2 front teeth.”
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WatchHere’s KampieOshun at the FWA Iron Artist competition. She’s the tropical explosion on screen there. :)
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How "Furry" Are You?
Do you have a job? (A) Yes (B) No
Do you have your own place? (A) Yes (B) No
Do you have a car? (A) Yes (B) No
1 NO: You have a deviantART account. Congratulations, welcome to the fringes of the furry community.
2 NO: You have a deviantARt account AND a FurAffinity account. You also have a license to bring a portable media device to a con, and wear a tail, if you wish.
3 NO:...
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“Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to...”
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HUMOR: The Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book The other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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“To all you people bitching and whining about pointless shit: SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
– Spac3pup
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“Abby! Get your hand off the railing! Might as well lick the dirty concrete...”
– Overheard, WDW
Not much to learn today, so I’m attacking the Orlando Sentinel’s crossword. Watch out for random questions. :)
I’m on the new bus, it’s a really bizarre design.
Good morning! It’s day two of my re-training at Space Mountain, although I honestly don’t know what else we need to go over. We’ll see!
Traffic on I-4… Just wanna be home now. [sigh]
Heading home! First day of training was dead sexy.
Space Mountain training is going great! The operational changes are going to make my job much easier. Really wish I could talk about it. :(
Just got home! Trying to fix my double-tweets on Tumblr, sorry about that. :(
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Just finished work, on the monorail, now on the way to the pub for TankedTuesday
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Last break! Almost time for TankedTuesday :)
I’m tempted to go enjoy happy hour, but I shouldn’t drink alone. [sober]
Holidays are here!
That’s right, it’s time to crack out the tinsel, and string up the popcorn. Getting prepared for the holidays can be stressful. For me, I’m expecting a tidal wave of stress. When Space Mountain opens, all heck will break loose at work. I’m definitely looking forward to the challenge though. Oh, then there’s the festive parts of the holidays at Disney too, like...
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Enjoying some pad thai at @peiwei yum!
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person I know that’s happy being himself. Shouldn’t it be that way for everyone?
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Morning everyone! Still recuperating from this weekend & the dust/crud in my lungs.
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Elliott's Spring Gathering - Fall 09
Just got home from the fall ELE. I had an amazing time and I’m glad to have cemented friendships with people I’ve known and to expand on current friendships. I’ve gone a full year in the Orlando community now. (1st event was ELE winter) My first event I talked to random people, but felt really outside the loop. Fortunately, I found others with similar newbie status & found...
